June 2012
171 posts
Self Proclaimed Love Guru Lance Wong, AMA
i have unlocked all the chakras in my body i am now one with the cosmic energies and can go in and out of the avatar state at will.
ASK ME ANYTHING. ANYTHING.
- before people get to know me: Oh my god you're so shy...and quiet...it's adorable
- after we become friends: DEAR GOD DO YOU EVER SHUT UP
SOML
- friend: let's go to a party
- me: i can't i'm ugly
Finally, after so long, i’ve started to write again. eheheheheheh
LOL →
LOL
omg so yesterday i put a salt line on the pathway to our front door because i was fucking around and my brother was pretending to be a demon
and today we ordered pizza and the salt line was still there
and my brother went outside to sign for the pizza
and the pizzaman refused to step over the salt line, like he almost did and then he backed up and handed my bro the pizza and left; which is pretty ridiculous because it’s far from our door
so a heads up to everyone i’m pretty sure domino’s is actually run by demons??? kind of like how in men in black the post office is run by aliens
i guess you could say he was
one hell of a delivery boy
Play
2:09
money can't buy you tomorrow
unless tomorrow is the name of a stripper that you want a lap dance from
Listen
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YOU STAY IN FANDOM
FLAMEO SIR FLAMEO
