LOL; like really, why can’t you be nice & see the beauty in everyone. you dumbbutt, everyone needs love, even if they aint the society’s definition of “pretty”. so next time you see a lonely girl, or just someone alone, say hi. it might make their day <3
Conversly, i hate those girls who only talk to pretty guys.
A gorilla walks into a bar and order a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is a little peculiar and then becomes aware he is actually dreaming. He wakes up from his dream and begins to tell his wife about the ridiculous dream he had. His wife just ignores him, the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes his marriage is in shambles.
Sounds like a boy band, right? I know. To elaborate, Brno is the second largest city in the Czech Republic and we also saw some caves =P
So on Friday morning we left on a bus to go visit the caves first. It was not that long of a bus ride, about 3 hours. On the way, we made a rest stop at a McDonalds for a few minutes and in the parking lot a Ferrari stopped by. It was beautiful.
I would make love to it.
Anyhow, after the rest stop we finally arrived at the caves and had to take a “train” in order to get to the place where we began our tour.
As you can see we are all very happy.
In the midst of taking pictures before the tour, we decided to get a little creative and take pictures of us about to beat others. Well, not us, but Neil about to beat the shit out of (or beating the shit out of) others.
So here Hersh is about to lose any hope of having children.
Billy is about to get owned.
and Lance flying into the air by an uppercut.
Neil is a badass.
When the tour started, we went into the caves and walked around for a while looking at the various formations inside and it was pretty incredible.
I was so happy that my camera was able to catch all the light. It was rather dim in there.
This next one is called “Romeo and Juliet” because even though the pieces are so close, they never touch. How romantic/sad.
I thought this next one was cool because it looks like a curtain made of stone.
As we walked through the cave, we arrived into this large cavity that opened up into the outside world. There was a really blue pool and it was surrounded by trees and stuff. It felt like a scene out of Jurassic Park. It was so serene.
SERIOUSLY LOOK AT HOW BLUE THIS POOL IS
IT’S LIKE OUT OF A FANTASY BOOK OR SOMETHING
So after this cool place, we walked a little further and got ON A BOAT. The boat wasn’t that impressive, but the path that we took was pretty crazy. The lighting that they had was simply perfect. The blues were deep and the walls were really grand yellow. It’s hard to describe the view. So I guess I’ll show you!
This is us on the boat.
And here’s what we saw while on the boat.
These pictures are a bit blurry but as you can see, the lighting is spectacular.
As we emerged from the cave into the world again, the view was also nice.
I’m running out of adjectives =.=
After the caves we went walked a little and Phil found himself running through some trees so I was trying to get pictures of him as if he were bigfoot. It was pretty entertaining.
We reached a perch where we were able to look into that pool area from before.
The reason the colors pop out so much is because I saturated the photo. I wish the real world looked like this.
Here is a picture of everyone who went on the trip. Surprisingly all of us were NYU, so we were able to conduct our NYU conversations without having to fill anyone in =P
After the caves, we got back onto the bus and headed to Brno. Once there we immediately checked into our hotel which was pretty nice.
Once we settled down, NYU took us to this medieval themed restaurant and while there we saw a belly dancer dance for us three times and ate like vikings.
When we first walked in, we had to go underground. It was incredibly sketchy in the beginning.
It’s like Lance can’t smile.
As you can see, there was even lambskin on the benches.
The belly dancer wasn’t very attractive, but I guess she was good at what she did.
When our food arrived, our whole table was filled with meat. The portions were huge, the food was amazing, and we felt like men.
WHAT A FEAST.
We staked up the ribs once we were finished and it was disgusting.
I even ate with my hands. For those of you who don’t know me very well, I’m a very neat/clean person. But that night I was feeling adventurous =P
After this picture there aren’t any more of what happened later that night so I’ll have to explain through text. We went to a club after to hang out and dance. Billy and Phil took like 8 shots in 30 minutes so I was prepared to see them wasted, but since we ate so much food, they actually weren’t that drunk. I was surprised, but it seems as if they only took 4 shots or so. Anyhow, we were dancing in the club and were having a good time. Especially since it was an “English” bar, a lot of people spoke English, although most of them were British. There were a lot of Indians there too, which surprised me.
At one point during the night, some gay guys were trying to dance with Phil and Billy. Phil though that one of the gay guys would get him to dance with a really hot girl if Phil could convince Billy to dance with the guy but then realized that throwing Billy under the bus wasn’t an option. It turns out, the guy had a gay friend who also wanted a dance partner LOL
Then, Lance was like “Why don’t I get hit on? I am offended.” So he goes over to the bar, drinks two shots and says “Girls don’t like me, guys don’t like me. Just…what the fuck??”
There was this girl in a black dress who was so pretty. In fact, most of the girls there were rather good looking, but the girl in the black dress was so beautiful.
Anyhow, I went to sleep around 04:00 and had to wake up at 8 the next day for a tour of Brno and a castle.
We were able to get some great pictures of Brno and learn about it as well.
This is our tour guide.
We saw some really cool statues.
The samurai that we found was a little odd though. Don’t know how a statue of a samurai found its way to Brno.
We passed by a street fair.
A hands free breast pump poster
Here’s some pictures of Brno.
At the point where we took the pictures of Brno, the guys were modeling themselves as if it were a movie poster or something. I thought their attempt at being handsome/sexy was hilarious.
and then Kristina was trying to be fierce.
Oh and Lance found a hobo, and wanted to be Asian with him so he did.
Once the tours were finished we were given some time to hang out and eat lunch. One of the first things we did was dress up Rohan as a terrorist.
When we went to eat lunch, we went to this Indian place which was really really good. Phil was getting frustrated with not being able to think of a certain actor as we were talking so he goes to a separate table and sits there with his hands over his ears to drown out the noise. Here he is.
Then we went on a tour of a castle nearby and the only interesting picture I got there was one of Sugam and me being Jersey douchebags
DONE. This was the longest post.
I’m going to Oktoberfest this Friday so look out for that post =]