jackyy: tommyliang: BADASS. must get good YES YES YES I LOVED THIS MOVIE. THANK YOU JACKY. @NICKWANG YOU ALREADY KNOW
and if you fucking mexicans wake me up because you’re mowing my lawn, theres gonna be hell to pay. I deserve to sleep in past 7.
stephyfromtheblock: imananchovy: professortreeoak: yanakkie: sweet-bitsy: falcuntpunch: -op: wagsnax: This is a dish called Odori-Don. It has a dead squid on top that “dances” when Soy Sauce is poured on it, activating its neurons. THIS IS THE COOLEST THING EVER. I’M TERRIFIED I’M GOING TO CRY HOW CAN YOU EAT THAT AFTER IT DANCES FOR YOU NEVER EATING AGAIN OMG ….like...
I always end up 3rd wheeling
I hate it when that happens
Watching my last paycheck go down the drain
Curse you Europe and your wonderful places to go.
iamdonald: Dan Eckman made this. Cover art by Ibra Ake The name of the Album is “Camp”. so psyched. What a fucking mastermind @hitek92
Never add kids from prep school on Facebook
They just annoy the fuck outta you. This nigga is asking me for help in chemistry, and im all like im not your 24 hour call center, do i look Indian.
Caeman Lee is not out to get me
So Caeman lee didnt come to school again, so i got scared and wondered if he really did commit suicide. It turns out he didnt want to come to school because some kid named henry or harry or whatever li kept harassing him. Hes coming back on Thursday though.
1926. If Harry Potter Was An Anime.
dewong: Fred and George lmao
Whenever shit spills, I gotta clean it up. Whenever the trash is full, I gotta change the bags. I gotta collect mad shit and deal with all the fucking kids, while the others just do their own work. And as if it werent bad enough, I get blamed for not finishing up my work, and for fucking up. And for having terribad handwriting. And for not erasing the board. And for not watching the kids during...
Baby if i could rearrange the the periodic table...
What is ridiculousness that is in my brain edit: people thought of this already :[
I got less than a month left to learn how to cook before i go to prague. Shit shit shit i dont want mcdonalds all day.
Guys. Im a pot head.
as you can see i love pots. pwahahahalolasdfjnl;aeklae it is still so early and i am being ridiculous
Dear girls who are going to highschool/completed...
Holy fuck why the fuck are you wearing make up and shit and mascara and eye shadow that is like pink and shit and mascara that is long as fuck and your eyelashes now look like wings its not attractive my sister is your age and she is not putting on eyeliner and all that cake is she?! Are you expecting to find true love or someshit or are you just trying to get the D? Because no one wants that...