and im hosting a charity event on it. Its going to be $10,000 per plate.
If only I was this rich.
We’ll be flying everyone out to my villa on my private jet to Lake Como, Italy for an evening of classical music, cocktails, and food/beverages that end with -et but are…
Mm, well thats quite fine, but i contacted jay-Z and Kanye, and they were in the neighborhood and would be deeee-lighted if they performed for us. They will be sampling Bach in their performance, for our ears only. The record companies have not even heard this.
Also, i have rented out all of London for our festivities tomorrow , would you mind sending out invitations my good sir?
Something that irritates me to no end. Having no class. I absolutely can not handle people who have no class. There are some individuals I know that have nonexistent manners, integrity, dignity, quality, taste or style. They are oblivious of how they conduct themselves. My parents always taught me…
@ all those kids phresh out of college, those who’ve become sucked into the society of wasted youth, never appreciating the good things in life. Having a good time does not mean drinking a shit load of alcohol for lols under a pretense of a “drinking game”. Shit, just sit back and smell the roses.