That moment when you tell a joke and no one...
Something out of Nothing: So I bought a yacht... →
hellocolorclear: weewooambulance: and im hosting a charity event on it. Its going to be $10,000 per plate. If only I was this rich. We’ll be flying everyone out to my villa on my private jet to Lake Como, Italy for an evening of classical music, cocktails, and food/beverages that end with -et but are… Mm, well thats quite fine, but i contacted jay-Z and Kanye, and they were in the...
Her Secret Place: Delightful Rant →
hersecretplace: Something that irritates me to no end. Having no class. I absolutely can not handle people who have no class. There are some individuals I know that have nonexistent manners, integrity, dignity, quality, taste or style. They are oblivious of how they conduct themselves. My parents always taught me… @ all those kids phresh out of college, those who’ve become sucked...
So I bought a yacht today
and im hosting a charity event on it. Its going to be $10,000 per plate. If only I was this rich.
samlim1391: humblebees: Wait til the beat...
reblog if you dont have a bra on
ohnoitsjennifer: august-of-92: We go all natur-al let my girls free <3 Guys count too right?
Writing lyrics at work.
Might put it down on a beat, yo
The People in my family have problems. Its like they’re arrested development, and I’m just Michael Bluth
Writing a company's business description.
Man i feel so businessy.
Is it weird that I fantasize
About playing paintball in an empty target?
I'm at new world mall
And this shit is ridiculous. It feels like Singapore an Malaysia, only there are mad rude people here. I miss Singapore. Oh shit they have a fancy schmancy restaurant on the top floor. I still want to go back to Singapore.
I wish I were a fob
So I could bag fob chicks easily.