Nye is like the lesser known sibling of valentines...
Look at all these cute couples on the tv. They’re just like omg I love you snookums omg no I love you pookie. Nye is just another holiday to remind you that you’re alone again, for another year. 19 years forever alone what up!
Crazy ass night
TOO BAD I WAS BUSY SLEEPING LIKE ALWAYS.
should really make circle of friends smaller
nothing gets done
fuckyeahstephchow: chesuuuh: This is fucking amazing. HE’S THE BESTTTT LOL. Omg I kinda wanna go on omegle just so I can maybe have a chance to talk to him.
one half of tumblr: “i just wanna cuddle under a blanket and eat soup and watch movies all day with you and maybe kiss your cheek and stare into your eyes and hold your hand and tell you i love you” other half of tumblr: “unf i want to take all of your clothes off with my mouth then ram you against the wall and pin your arms up and then just fuck the shit out of you”
Sick as a dog slowly withering away i have to recover tomorrow so then party every day day party every day
Me: How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
Mum: He's black
Me: You look for fresh prints, but oh my God
Partying on New Year's Eve?
karinaashley: Don’t drink and drive-and don’t ride with anybody who does. Tipsy Tow offered by AAA: you don’t have to be a AAA member, from 6pm-6am on New Years Eve/day, they will take your drunk self and your car home for FREE. Save this number… 1-800-222-4357. Please reblog this if you don’t mind. Please be safe everyone!
Sang really off key and loudly and my sister told me to shut up. Kept going and said that if you pay me 40 dollars I’ll stop singing Easy 40
okay so blasting LES in your car while driving in...
Can't wait to move into Grammercy, though it costs...
with all the time im spending in the city, i should just live there so i dont have to travel back and forth, and have apartment parties and shit. then i could go to 53rd and 6th without driving.
literally rolling around, QQing in my bed i am 99% omg
will never find a job no work experience only people that will hire me are chinese people spend 50k a year just for that wah wah what am i doing with my life ajdsklfja;lkejf;lkaejf;lkaejklj;fluopeiwur fuck you jpmorgan i should have gotten help from someone senior year so i wouldnt have to worry about this shit and get paid through smart start
Maybe eharmony isn't that bad
I mean I doubt that I’ll meet a girl who likes sponge bob and naruto and hiphop and being weird in general in real life. Ya know.
Playing poker makes me sad :(
Crooklyn and you know i gotta keep it hood, I’m wearing my cements, whut whut
Sometimes I wish I had an older sibling. See, if I had an older sibling I’d probably know what to expect of everyone, and, maybe in the process of growing up, i’d try to have fun, knowing that the time where fun dies would come would be rapidly approaching. Maybe i’d learn how to play the game better,learning how to interact with people and starting relationships better,...
my parents: i have such a attractive son
my grandparents: so how many girlfriends have you gone through this week?
people from my school: and here we have this deformed potato
Okay another Swag Swag Chef Swag post
This one is called Christmas fucking dinner. it took a really long time to make, actually, and was mad end heavy, especially since the chips part of fish and chips didnt cook in time. It embodies the 3 cultures that i’ve experienced: Italy, French, and English And now for the individual parts of the meal. Appetizer: Calamari Stew Kinda actually stole this from a dude making it at a...